I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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