Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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