time to smoke my breakfast
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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