Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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