i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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