i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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