yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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