it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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