Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
