don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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