I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
there's paper in my vomit.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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