Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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