just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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