saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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