Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Soap is not a condiment
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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