ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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