butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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