ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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