We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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