So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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