whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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