I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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