I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I think people are normalizing furries
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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