went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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