She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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