Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
ttyl tear gas
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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