she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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