This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
