Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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