i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
