Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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