just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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