his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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