did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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