Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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