Whod you bang
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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