Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
