Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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