Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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