I looked at my own cervix.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
They are going to name an STD after you.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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