Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
