You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
