what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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