OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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