Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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