What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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