Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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