My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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