you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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