Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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