Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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