from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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