eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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