In the future we'll all be gay
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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