dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Say something about gay babies.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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