You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
God, I missed his penis.
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