I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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